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“Capturing the teen demographic with study utilities ensures a lifelong subscriber base, provided the model doesn't hallucinate critical university application deadlines.”

“Ed-tech platforms continue to operate with startup-level security hygiene while holding the personal data of a million minors.”

“Ed-tech startups just lost 600,000 daily active users because the nation's largest school district realized iPads aren't a substitute for actual teaching.”

“Online degrees are fast becoming automated exchanges where software writes assignments for software to grade.”

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“DoorDash just paid $300M for a captive audience of college students while letting Marc Lore absorb the massive physical overhead of actually running the ghost kitchens.”

“School phone bans are rendered completely obsolete when students can wear covert video cameras on their faces.”